WARNING: Under The Influence

Warning: Never try to write while under the influence of muscle relaxers.

I only say this because I threw my back out Thursday and was put on some super duper meds to relax my back and help me forget the pain. The doctor told me to stay home in bed for two days and so I thought (as I do when presented with time away from work) I would get some writing accomplished.


After one paragraph I quickly realized my fingers would not do what my brain wanted them to do. Annnddd, my brain was saying the weirdest things. I should have saved my paragraph and posted it for a good laugh, but thought I shouldn’t embarrass myself like that. I’m an aspiring author, not a glutton for punishment. Oh wait, they go hand in hand, don’t they?

So the next time you want to write when under the influence, don’t. You never know what might come out on that computer of yours.

5 thoughts on “WARNING: Under The Influence”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s